The recent buzz about the Terri Schiavo case has prompted me to write a living will and convey my wishes to my family:

In the event that I should be fully incapacitated with a condition that does not improve for more than one year, PULL THE FUCKING PLUG!!! If I spend ten years in a nightmare coma just to wake up and have ten years worth of medical bills to pay, I am gonna kick someone's ass.

I understand Terri Schiavo's parents love her and don't want her to die, but eventually (like after 15 fucking years) you have to give up. Sooner or later you have to let the grieving process begin.

NOTE: I am in no way trying to start a debate here. If you have comments about the Terri Schiavo case, take them to one of the many forums where thought-provoking discussions occur.