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Books For The Coffee Table
Posted on Friday, March 31, 2006 :|: 2 people cared enough to Comment

White Trash Etiquette (Click to view article)
White Trash Etiquette - The definitive guide to high-class trailer park living

According to the publisher:

White Trash Etiquette contains everything you need to know to live like decent trash, including:

The proper way to fake a back injury
How to prevent your in-laws from stealing the silverware at wedding receptions
The 10 Hottest White Trash Career Opportunities
How to improve your drunk driving skills
Sound advice on everything from lying to your boss to making your next convenience store robbery fun for the whole family

There's also troubleshooting for troublemakers:

I'm getting married; can I still wear white if I'm a tramp?
Can chicks ever really respect an accountant?
How do I pick a good bail bondsman?
How can I get my 14-year-old cousin unpregnant?

And much more.

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Posted by Rachel on Monday, April 03, 2006
Hey sweetie!
That was hilarious! Can I purchase that as a wedding gift? HAHAHAA!!!!
 
Posted by shadow on Thursday, August 03, 2006
man u cuz has fuc*ed her life
 
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