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Textual Harassment
Posted on Sunday, April 01, 2007 :|: Nobody cared enough to Comment
So my juvenile delinquent cousin got my cell phone number and sent me a pic of a guy's dick for some reason. Here is the text message conversation that followed, nicely formatted for your enjoyment. 03/25/2007
2:02pm message from me: Just got the picture you sent. So, who am i looking at?
2:04pm message from her: Hahahaha. [name removed]
2:07pm me: Cool. Send more. Got any of your girl friends?
2:09pm her: Gross
2:22pm me: Gross? You're the one with the pics on your phone
2:24pm her: Kbye.
03/29/2007
2:26am her: Faggot
7:58am me: Hairy cunt!
8:28pm her: Thats disgusting
8:30pm me: I know it is. You should try shaving it.
8:32pm her: Wow you are messed up.
8:42pm me: Yeah. Maybe one day i'll show you how messed up i can be.
8:44pm her: Ew. My boyfriend read that. Stop
8:50pm me: You told me you didn't have a boyfriend. Did you take my advice?
8:52pm her: I do now and what do you mean
8:52pm me: Cool. How old is he?
9:00pm me: Are you going to send me pics of him like you did of your ex?
9:29pm her: That wasnt my ex. And he is 19
9:30pm me: Cool. You going to send me some more pics?
9:32pm her: Ew. No. That was a joke.
9:40pm me: Awww. You're no fun.
9:42pm her: Not with my nasty 30 year old cousin. He said to stop texting me.
9:46pm me: Tell him to suck my ass.
9:48pm her: Fuck u man stfu and stop texting
9:50pm me: You need to work on a sense of humor.
9:52pm her: Leave my baby alone you perv. Fuck u
9:54pm me: At least i'm not the pedophile. 19 year old man dating a 14 year old girl.
9:56pm her: Whatever.
9:57pm her: She told me shes 17 wtf ur a liar. Stfu
9:57pm me: This is fun, but i'm trying to play a video game. Can i annoy you later?
03/30/2007
2:13am her: Wtf was your deal earlier
2:14am me: It is called entertainment
2:16am her: You are so fucked up its whack
2:17am me: Yeah, and you're an innocent little girl?
2:19am her: Yepp. I am wearing my feety pjs right now
2:19am me: I'm not wearing anything.
2:22am her: Eww. Yea thats messed up. Well ill text you when this fag takes me home Comments
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